Published in Gutz magazine.

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The Ass is Back!

In the past during times of war, America has often favored a more feminine look and developed an appreciation for the rounded female.

The latest nutrition bar claims to fatten up your butt... it may be new & improved but it still tastes like ass!

With the help of stars like Britney & J. Lo, the plump booty is making a comeback. Pad that ass!!! You can now buy pants that come with cheek-to-cheek carpeting!!

The unhealthy skinny look is on the way out -- it's time you thought about removing those last season tapeworms. Here a woman demonstrates just how easy and liberating it is to remove tapeworms in the privacy of your own home! Pull out those tapeworms!

Explore your new ass freedoms with an edible anal bead necklace*.

*earrings are separate. Not made with animal products but tested and approved by bunnies.