Published in Gutz magazine.

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Bush Turns Pussy

As a continuation of the "W stands for women" tour that Bush began during the presidential race of October 2000, Bush sympathized with women & children of Iraq and Afghanistan in an appearance earlier today by revealing his more sensitive side.

While his grammar was "misunderestimated" as usual, his outfit aroused concern. The President was wearing a white Ku Klux Klan sheet and hood adjusted to resemble female genitalia. When questioned, Bush explained that its resemblance to a KKK uniform hadn't occurred to him. Bush defended that his outfit was meant to show his sympathy for the suppressed and suffering women in the Middle East. This is indeed a twist on the cloak's history of white supremacy and violence against blacks. Perhaps his "foreign-handed foreign policy" is some kind of interracial blow job.

Like his father, Bush demands that Americans read his lips. If only we understood where the hell he was coming from.

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